Whod you bang
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I will be naked everywhere
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
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