I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I don't think brook has ever known best
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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