That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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