nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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