My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize