I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
You made out with two different species that night
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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