For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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