At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
We are all done wearing pants today
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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