as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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