I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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