no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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