you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Randomize
