i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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