Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
We had sex on a dog bed..
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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