My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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