i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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