David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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