I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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