end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
jump out the window naked night went bad
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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