At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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