Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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