What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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