i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize