if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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