...so i touched it.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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