i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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