He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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