He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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