Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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