Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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