just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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