This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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