Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Shame is for Republicans.
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