yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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