just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
im holly from the hills drunk
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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