i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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