Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
