Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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