Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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