Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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