I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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