never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
