I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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