do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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