Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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