is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I think I am morally bankrupt
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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