I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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