they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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