Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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