wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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